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    Grace&Will ROCK

    Karen tegen Grace…
    Honey, You’re Just As Simple As That Blouse you’re wearing!

    Jack tegen darlxc3xa9ne in the banana republic: love you like lemon! I think i’m going to be you next Holloween!

    Karen: "I always worked before I married money. I joke. Of course I mean Stan. I joke. Of course I mean money."

    Karen: "Ba-ba-ga-ga-da-pa-pa! You played with me, and you lost. Let that be a lesson to you. I think you forgot, kiddies, Karen Walker doesn’t do emotions. Now get the hell out of here."

    Karen: "No. It’s all a lie. I’m not who you think I am. I’m not good or real. I’m evil and imaginary. And I’m rich. Filthy rich!"

    Karen: "You say potato, I say vodka."

    Karen moet naar de dokter maar wil niet. Zegt Will: Why, are you afraid that they find blood in youre alcohol?
    Tante van Grace heeft haar rug bezeerd. Vraagt Karen: how did you hurt your back? Running away from fashion?
    Grace tegen Will:  "Our love is like a scar.. It’s ugly and it’s permanent!"
    Man: "I came as soon as you called!"
    Karen: "Well, that’s really none of my business,…but glad you could make it."
    Jack: ‘Ladies..and Grace.."

    Women, can’t live with them… end of sentence.

    Ladies and gentlemen, fresh from 45 minutes of butt-robics, I give you my ass

    Welcome to Cynical Island, population: YOU!
    stem: karen..
    karen: leave me alone!
    stem: kaaaren..
    karen: will you cookies leave me alone!
    stem: we’re not the cookies we’re the pencil sharpener!
    karen: oh thank god! for a second there i thought the cookies were talking to me!
    Jack: Let’s put the sex back into the homoSEXual
    Karen: (na handkus) I think you just swallowed two of my amfatamins…
    jack: ok…let me get this gay
    Will: Ow.
    Grace: What?
    Will: Could we talk about your toenails?
    Grace: I’m sorry. I’ll cut them.
    Will: Don’t you need them for tree climbing and warding off predators?
    Karen: He actually expects me to live on this.
    Grace: Karen, I think you can learn to live on this. I mean Spain does.
    [after seeing Karen’s mother]
    Rosario: Santa Maria, it has a mother.
    karen: Good Lord. I can’t believe I’m at a public pool. Why doesn’t somebody just pee directly on me?

    karen: Honey, I’m too tired to slap you. Bash your face up against my palm.

    will: Thank you, Homo-wan Kenobi.
    Karen tegen Grace in trouwjurk die zegt dat ze zweet:
    Honey, you’re finally wearing a quality fabric, your body is not sweating, it’s crying with relief.
    Nathan en Will moeten met elkaar opschieten. Nathan stopt dan zn vinger in will zn oor.
    Will: Now excuse me, I’m going to dip my head in alcohol !
    Karen: Wait for me !!
    Will: Got a hot date?
    Jack: No, but the guy who’s dating me does.
    Jack tegen will als die hem belegdigd:
    O my god, that was so funny that I almost forget you are fat!
    Hmmm. Well, you’ve come on a good night. Jack’s mother is goi
    ng to be joining us, and she doesn’t know Jack’s gay.
    How could she not know? What is she, headless?
    "a part of me is angry, a part of me is proud. The rest of me is just drunk"
    Jack: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.
    Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you’re gay. Dead people know you’re gay.
    Jack: Grace, when you first met me, did you know I was gay?
    Grace: My dog knew.
    Grace: I want to marry…the one."
    Karen: And well you should, honey. How else are you going to get to "the two" and "the three"?
    Karen: It’s the oldest story in the book. Boy meets girl. Boy wants girl to do dominatrix film. Girls says, "Naked?" Boy says, "Yeah." Girl says, "No way." Boy says, "Okay how about you just wear this rubber dress and beat this old guy with a scrub brush?" Girl says, "How hard?"
    Karen tegen Grace. "It’s Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down… so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter."
    Grace: You know what my Aunt Pescha would say if she were in this room right now?
    Will: "Why the hell did my parents name me Pescha"?
    jacks: Karen, I thought you wanted sympathie of the devil on your fifth wedding?
    karen: No, honey. that’s tacky. On the fifht wedding it’s traditionaly smack my bitch up by the prodigy
    Will: ‘Thank you, Homo-Wan-Kenobi’