Fabulous SATC quotes

Voor de liefhebbers van Sex And The City (waarbij ik moet vermelden dat ik hoop dat dat toch in ieder geval een páár van mijn lezers zijn) hier wat super quotes van door de hele serie:
(Gotta love Samantha!!)

Miranda: You haven’t had a crush since Big.
Carrie: Big wasn’t a crush. He was a crash.

Carrie: I’m thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It’s just a little bag but we’d feel naked in public without it.

Charlotte: I don’t think she’s a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men.

Carrie: The only thing I’ve ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several small fires.

Samantha: Where were you on your lunch break? I stopped by your office and you weren’t there?
Richard: I was eating.
Samantha: Eating? Eating who?

Samantha: Money is power, sex is power, therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.
Carrie: [about therapists] First they want you to come there two times a week, then three times a week, and eventually you’re starting every sentence with ‘my therapist says… ‘
Miranda: My therapist says that’s a very common fear.

Samantha: You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothin’.

Carrie: The fact is, sometimes it’s really hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes. That’s why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun.

Carrie: Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with…

Carrie: The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don’t. But, in the end, they’re the people you always come home to. Sometimes it’s the family you’re born into and sometimes it’s the one you make for yourself.

Carrie: I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love. And I don’t think that love is here in this expensive suite in this lovely hotel in Paris.

miranda; you can take me out of manhatan, but you cannot take me out of my shoes!

Miranda: He only has one ball and I have a lazy ovary. In what world does that create a baby? … It’s like the special olympics of conception!

Samantha:
“I think I have monogamy.. I must have caught it from you people.”

Charlotte (tegen Samantha):”Is your vagina in the New York City guidebooks? Because it should be! It’s the hottest spot in town! it’s always open!”

Samantha: The reason men cheat is the same reason dogs lick their balls…Because they can!

Anthony: You said he looks like Ed Harris, well I think he more looks like Ed-I-have-no-hairis

Samantha: “shit-motherfucker-fuck-shit!!

Charlotte: One woman’s asshole is another woman’s treasure

Carrie: I love this car, it matches my outfit!

Carrie: I like my money right where I can see it, hanging in my closet

Samantha tegen Charlotte:
Don’t look for mister right, look for mister right now and eventually he’ll become mister right.

Miranda:
I know you’re probably busy having mind-blowing sex, but I feel you need to know that your good friend, Miranda Hobbes, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You’ll probably need this information when you check me into the “Betty Crocker Clinic.”

Als de meiden op vakantie zijn in LA (seizoen 3), gaan ze een keertje op feest bij het playboy-mansion.. dan staan carrie en miranda bij een zwembad vol met naakte vrouwen, zegt miranda:
“look at that, tit-soup!”